I wish I was a spy.
It would be so much fun.
I would do things like hide inside my car with my Zoom H4n sound recorder and repeat the things I hear or see into it.
I would follow people around and wear a little fake mustache or change costumes so that each time I was in the room with them I would look like someone else, and they would have no idea!
I would sit inside a Starbucks with my laptop, open my word processor and type in the things that I hear people say, like:
Guy In White Shirt: “Hey is that coffee good?”
Guy In Blue Shirt: “Yeah, it’s not bad.”
Guy In White Shirt: “Is that the new pumpkin stuff?”
Guy In Blue Shirt: “It’s not really new – it comes out every year around this time.”
I am a spy!