I’m not going to lie to you (or, at least, I’m not going to lie to you in this article–I can’t guarantee anything of the sort on down the line. Quick note–anyone who says they aren’t going to lie to you is about to lie to you… which technically means they just did. I, on the other hand, mean it when I say “I’m not going to lie to you”); I’m quite out of shape. I know–big whoop! It’s America: just about all of us are out of shape. So why is it such a big deal if I am? Continue With “Getting Fit (By Eating Betterish)” »

I can admit when I’m wrong. I’m a big enough person to say I made an error in judgement. I’m a big enough person to need size 11 shoes too, but it’s not something I like to publicize. So I’ll say it….I was wrong. Continue With “Random Nonsense – Starbucks” »

There was a fair maiden
Fairest of all
Who had the misfortune
Of being 6 feet tall Continue With “Random Nonsense – A Tall Tale” »

Throughout history, there have been many monumental tragedies suffered by our great nation. Continue With “Random Nonsense – Tragic” »

So it finally happened, I became a zombie. It seemed like everyone was doing it so I thought hey, I wanna do it too! Continue With “Random Nonsense – So I Became A Zombie” »

OK I did it. I know I swore up and down I never would, but it was late one night, I was really hammered and well… you know how these things just sort of happen sometimes. Continue With “Random Nonsense – I Will Follow You” »